Tweets for Today

• 10:28 @smartgrrrl Much as one wants to celebrate cultural diversity the parade is extremely noisy and messes up traffic patterns borough-wide. #
• 10:43 @sereneorange 300's thin substance is but a coat hanger for its style--a comic book version of the warrior ethos it celebrates. #

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Tweets for Today

• 10:28 @smartgrrrl Much as one wants to celebrate cultural diversity the parade is extremely noisy and messes up traffic patterns borough-wide. #
• 10:43 @sereneorange 300's thin substance is but a coat hanger for its style--a comic book version of the warrior ethos it celebrates. #

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parody Palin blog (thanks to VSL)

Welcome To The PalinDrome: Sarah Palin's Blog

This is purely a work of fiction, and a damn funny one. On the site, the faux Palin cheerfully heaps scorn on liberal haters while sending shout-outs to supporters like Senator “Teddy” Stevens (R-AK). And hubby Todd is scaring up donations — for a kickass new snowmobile! (When we read on the site yesterday about Palin’s impending granddaughter, we thought maybe they’d jumped the shark with their satirical fictionalizing. But, uh, nope.) McCain, it appears, has made a very shrewd choice. Pawlenty’s parody blog would have totally sucked.

parody Palin blog (thanks to VSL)

Welcome To The PalinDrome: Sarah Palin's Blog

This is purely a work of fiction, and a damn funny one. On the site, the faux Palin cheerfully heaps scorn on liberal haters while sending shout-outs to supporters like Senator “Teddy” Stevens (R-AK). And hubby Todd is scaring up donations — for a kickass new snowmobile! (When we read on the site yesterday about Palin’s impending granddaughter, we thought maybe they’d jumped the shark with their satirical fictionalizing. But, uh, nope.) McCain, it appears, has made a very shrewd choice. Pawlenty’s parody blog would have totally sucked.

joke

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men.



That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.






The engaged woman: The other night when my boy-friend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.


He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long."







The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.


When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.







The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.

When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes . . . As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said . . . . . .









"What's for dinner, Batman?"

joke

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men.



That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.






The engaged woman: The other night when my boy-friend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.


He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long."







The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.


When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.







The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.

When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes . . . As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said . . . . . .









"What's for dinner, Batman?"