joke

[davidfcooper]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men.



That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.






The engaged woman: The other night when my boy-friend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.


He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long."







The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.


When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.







The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.

When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes . . . As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said . . . . . .









"What's for dinner, Batman?"

Comments

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Oh no! :-)

I hope if I ever get married there are no batmen and no mistresses involved.

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

I doubt any man would mistake you for Batman,anaisdjuna; moreover you would make such a hot wife that a mistress would be superfluous.

Surprisingly we received this joke from our otherwise prudish BIL/SIL (Shoshana's brother & SIL).

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Awwww! That's nice to hear you see such a bright future for a marriage of mine :-)