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Sep. 2nd, 2008 02:46 pm
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and
decided to amaze their men.



That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.






The engaged woman: The other night when my boy-friend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.


He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long."







The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.


When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.







The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.

When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes . . . As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said . . . . . .









"What's for dinner, Batman?"

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