davidfcooper

Blind pilots

Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses.
One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping
his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the
men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the
engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this
is just a little practical joke. None is
forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and
the people sitting in the window seats realize
they're headed straight for the water at the edge of
the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane
will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly
and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in
the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days,
they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."