We'll never learn

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her,
"but within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother.
Men will never learn.

We'll never learn

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her,
"but within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother.
Men will never learn.

spider bite

Earlier this evening Shoshana was bitten by what appears to be a common house spider. We tried to figure out whether and how urgent she needs medical attention from info on the web, and then we called a friend who happens to be an ER MD. Our friend did some research & called back & said Shosh should stay awake for another hour and monitor it. If it's no worse in the morning she probably won't need any further treatment. The hour is about up, it looks no worse, and we're both really tired. Nitey nite.

spider bite

Earlier this evening Shoshana was bitten by what appears to be a common house spider. We tried to figure out whether and how urgent she needs medical attention from info on the web, and then we called a friend who happens to be an ER MD. Our friend did some research & called back & said Shosh should stay awake for another hour and monitor it. If it's no worse in the morning she probably won't need any further treatment. The hour is about up, it looks no worse, and we're both really tired. Nitey nite.