What will they think of next? Bacon alarm clock

[davidfcooper]

Wake n' Bacon

As a kosher vegetarian this would not be my wake up clock of choice, but one or more of the proposed add-on modules might be:

* Heat/Cooling unit
* Bed Vibrator
* Bright Lamp
* Baking unit
* Bass Generator
* Air Cannon

Comments

[ketzl.livejournal.com]

Air cannon!! Baking unit would be amusing, the scent of fresh baked biscuits would be a fine way to wake up.

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

That and the bed vibrator would be worth trying.