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davidfcooper ([personal profile] davidfcooper) wrote2008-07-30 03:08 pm
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What will they think of next? Bacon alarm clock

Wake n' Bacon

As a kosher vegetarian this would not be my wake up clock of choice, but one or more of the proposed add-on modules might be:

* Heat/Cooling unit
* Bed Vibrator
* Bright Lamp
* Baking unit
* Bass Generator
* Air Cannon

[identity profile] ketzl.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Air cannon!! Baking unit would be amusing, the scent of fresh baked biscuits would be a fine way to wake up.

[identity profile] davidfcooper.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That and the bed vibrator would be worth trying.