LJ friends quizes

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This quiz can't even figure out people's gender. Don't take it seriously:

LJ Friends Brothel by sinistermilk
Username
the madame	anamacha
the most requested lady	cosmicmisfit
the guy tapping the phones	scarletdemon
the fluffer	megerber
the prominent businessman looking for tail	stillslyver
the scantily clad teen	coolwhipcarnage
the she'male in back	imgomez
the gimp	bodymassager
the Dungeon Master	lilikoimahina
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Likewise this one:

Will Your LJ Friends getsome? by sinistermilk
Username
their actual chance: 3%
after finding someone half his/her age	imgomez
has to blow her up first	spin0za1
will have to wash socks tomarrow	megerber
had to pretend he/she was drunk	scarletdemon
thought it was a woman	spankful_sprite
a visit to neverland ranch	lilikoimahina
with significant other in the city park	anamacha
with significant other's mother	lilikoimahina
ended up walking the streets	fantasticbanana
earned this much	$35,437,538
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This quiz also doesn't know you guys very well:

Why won't your Lj Friends (and their significant others) Get Pregnant? by sinistermilk
Username
ZipLock Bag	spankful_sprite
Tragic Farming Accident	tas007
Bad Breath	victori_o
Flavored Condoms	symian
"Doing it" Vertically	_friendship
Religious Zealotry	lilikoica
Her Pleasure Condoms	imgomez
Warm Sensation Condoms	spin0za1
Discount Condoms	richardf8
Already pregnant	imgomez
Defective Sperm	megerber
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And then there's this one:

What are you doing in the lounge? by sinistermilk
Username
getting made fun of by will	victori_o
making out behind the blinds....	_friendship
....with	scarletdemon
being annoyed by retard boy	cosmicmisfit
playing strip ping-pong	spin0za1
picking spoons out of the trash	spankful_sprite
whoring it up	victori_o
rearranging the furniture	symian
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