How will you die?

[davidfcooper]

You scored as allergic reaction to a ladybug bite. while prancing through a feild of wild flowers, you will be swarmed by innocent ladybugs. Sadly one bites you, and you swell up like a tomatoe.. then burst. It's a messy way to go, and the poor little bugs are now covered in bits of you. </td> allergic reaction to a ladybug bite 50% death by paper cut and lemon juice saturation 17% suffication by weasles 17% defenistration 17% eaten by a rabid shark 17% how are you going to die? created with QuizFarm.com

Comments

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

wow.. that seems like a really pussy way to die.

though.. I am a pussy and cannot think of a badass way to go out that I would want

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's what I get for being such a nice guy. I'm amazed that it didn't say I'd be murdered by a jealous husband at age 120, but that wasn't even one of the choices. In my poetry collection "JFK: Lines of Fire" (http://pulpbits.com) there is a poem entitled "How Do You Want To Die?" spoken in the voice of President Kennedy 5 days before his assassination in which he considers various possible causes of death and speculates on how he will die.

[serene-orange.livejournal.com]

you have a lot of faith in your sexual prowess at the age of 120 do you?

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

That's a cliche guys tell one another regarding how they expect to die; I was being ironic, but then again considering recent medical advances maybe irony was not called for.