Mar. 5th, 2008

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> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in.
>
> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the
> couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter in-law said.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
>
> 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites
> him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
> get enough of me.'
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put
> on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
> arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
> her lying there so provocatively.
>
> 'What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
> He never heard the shot.
davidfcooper: (Default)
> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in.
>
> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the
> couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter in-law said.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
>
> 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites
> him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
> get enough of me.'
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put
> on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
> arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
> her lying there so provocatively.
>
> 'What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
> He never heard the shot.
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davidfcooper: (Default)
The good news is that United States Artists is providing Grants for Artists.
The bad news for unknown or little known artists is that one cannot apply; one must be nominated by by an anonymous group of arts leaders, critics, scholars, and artists chosen by USA.

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