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lil_ms_dramathe love dress
Mar. 5th, 2008 07:31 pm> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in.
>
> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the
> couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter in-law said.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
>
> 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites
> him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
> get enough of me.'
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put
> on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
> arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
> her lying there so provocatively.
>
> 'What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
> He never heard the shot.
> the door then immediately walked in.
>
> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the
> couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter in-law said.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
>
> 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites
> him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
> get enough of me.'
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put
> on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
> arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
> her lying there so provocatively.
>
> 'What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
> He never heard the shot.
the love dress
Mar. 5th, 2008 07:31 pm> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in.
>
> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the
> couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter in-law said.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
>
> 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites
> him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
> get enough of me.'
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put
> on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
> arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
> her lying there so provocatively.
>
> 'What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
> He never heard the shot.
> the door then immediately walked in.
>
> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the
> couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the
> daughter-in-law answered.
>
> 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> 'This is my love dress,' the daughter in-law said.
> 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
>
> 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites
> him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't
> get enough of me.'
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put
> on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
> arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
> her lying there so provocatively.
>
> 'What are you doing?' he asked.
> 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
> 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'
> He never heard the shot.
$ for American artists
Mar. 5th, 2008 07:33 pmThe good news is that United States Artists is providing Grants for Artists.
The bad news for unknown or little known artists is that one cannot apply; one must be nominated by by an anonymous group of arts leaders, critics, scholars, and artists chosen by USA.
The bad news for unknown or little known artists is that one cannot apply; one must be nominated by by an anonymous group of arts leaders, critics, scholars, and artists chosen by USA.
$ for American artists
Mar. 5th, 2008 07:33 pmThe good news is that United States Artists is providing Grants for Artists.
The bad news for unknown or little known artists is that one cannot apply; one must be nominated by by an anonymous group of arts leaders, critics, scholars, and artists chosen by USA.
The bad news for unknown or little known artists is that one cannot apply; one must be nominated by by an anonymous group of arts leaders, critics, scholars, and artists chosen by USA.