The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honor his achievements.
In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.