Jewish Country and Western song titles

[davidfcooper]

> Stand by Your Mensch.

> I Balanced Your Books, But You're Breakin' My Heart

> You've Been Talkin' Hebrew In Your Sleep Since That Rabbi Came To Town.

> Mamas Don't Let Their Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When You Could Very Easily Have Taken Over The Family Hardware Business That My Own Father Broke His Back To Start And Your Father Sweated Over For 45 Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything To You Now That You're Turning Your Back On Such A Gift To Ride Around All Day On Some Meshuggenah Horse).

Comments

[luckycee.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I've GOT to send this to everyone in my family. Priceless!

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee...are you familiar with "The Ballad of Irving"?

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

Thanks; I'd never heard of "The Ballad of Irving." It takes the unflattering stereotype farther than my comfort level but is clever nontheless.

[quotegal.livejournal.com]

Okay...so I love those! Here's my version of movies with a Jewish twist


Who Framed Roger Rabbi?

Jurrasic Parve

Walking Tallis

There's Something About Moses

Zion King

Cohen, the Barbarian

A Gefilte Fish Called Wanda

Million Dollar Bubbe

Throw Yamacah From the Train!

Beauty and the Brisket

A Rebbe Without a Cause

The Wizard of Shnozz!

Oy!

Take care,
Stephanie

[davidfcooper.livejournal.com]

Very clever, Stephanie. Thanks :)