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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Oh Great Powerful Super-Duper One
Your symbol is:	the unicorn - it's a horse, but improved!
You rule from:	an ice palace - cold, but so, well, cool!
At your side is:	your faithful little pet dragon, Smidgeon
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	ex-dancers who can still shake it at parties
Your most popular law is:	"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:	Electro-shock collars for stupid people
Your worst enemy is:	cranberries - ewww
Your popularity rating is:: 39%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 70%
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