What kind of disease are you? (snagged from _who_by_fire)

[davidfcooper]

What kind of disease are you? davidfcooper:
davidfcooper is caused by monkeys.	davidfcooper infection produces a strange imbalance in the cochlea, causing subject to fall unless walking on hands. The only way to cure davidfcooper infection is to speak backwards for the rest of your life.
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