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davidfcooper ([personal profile] davidfcooper) wrote2005-08-11 07:06 pm
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Presidential Stamp (snagged from [personal profile] theservant)

The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honor his achievements.

In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.