joke

[davidfcooper]

>~Husband wanted~
> >
>A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get
>married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
>
> >HUSBAND WANTED!
> >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
> >MUST NOT BEAT ME,
> >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
> >AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
> >ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
> >
>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
>dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
sitting in a
>wheel
>chair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said,"You're not
really asking
>me
>to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"
>
>The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
>you!"
>
>She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
>
>Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
>
>She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still
>good in bed?"
>
>With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
>broad smile and said...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"