*Why did the chicken cross the road?*

*Why did the chicken cross the road?*
*_BARACK OBAMA_*:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
*_JOHN MC CAIN_*:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
*_HILLARY CLINTON:_*
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken
to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
-- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about
me.......
*_GEORGE W. BUSH_*:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
*_COLIN POWELL_*:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road...
*_JOHN KERRY:_*
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
*_PAT BUCHANAN_*:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
*_MARTHA STEWART_*:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I
had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
*_GRANDPA:_*
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
*_BILL CLINTON_*:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?
*_AL GORE:
_*I invented the chicken!
*_COLONEL SANDERS_*:
Did I miss one?
*_DICK CHENEY_*:
Where's my gun?

*Why did the chicken cross the road?*

*Why did the chicken cross the road?*
*_BARACK OBAMA_*:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
*_JOHN MC CAIN_*:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.
*_HILLARY CLINTON:_*
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken
to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
-- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about
me.......
*_GEORGE W. BUSH_*:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
*_COLIN POWELL_*:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road...
*_JOHN KERRY:_*
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
*_PAT BUCHANAN_*:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
*_MARTHA STEWART_*:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I
had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
*_GRANDPA:_*
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
*_BILL CLINTON_*:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?
*_AL GORE:
_*I invented the chicken!
*_COLONEL SANDERS_*:
Did I miss one?
*_DICK CHENEY_*:
Where's my gun?