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Jun. 17th, 2006
> *One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call
> girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a
> brunette, and a redhead.*
>
>
> *
> To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How
> much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied,
> "Two hundred dollars."*
>
>
>
> *
> To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
> hundred dollars."*
>
>
> *
> He then asked the redhead the same question.*
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
> **The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as
> high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that
> thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas
> prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in
> private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it
> ain't gonna cost you a cent."
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> *After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb,*
>
>
> * a fellow commuting passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the
> country.*
>
> * "It was difficult at first," the man replied,*
> *"but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."*
> * *
>
> * The passenger was astonished. *
> *"A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"*
> * *
>
> *"Sure," said the Southerner.*
> * "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."*
> girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a
> brunette, and a redhead.*
>
>
> *
> To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How
> much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied,
> "Two hundred dollars."*
>
>
>
> *
> To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
> hundred dollars."*
>
>
> *
> He then asked the redhead the same question.*
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
> **The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as
> high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that
> thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas
> prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in
> private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it
> ain't gonna cost you a cent."
*******************************************************************************************************************************************
> *After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb,*
>
>
> * a fellow commuting passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the
> country.*
>
> * "It was difficult at first," the man replied,*
> *"but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."*
> * *
>
> * The passenger was astonished. *
> *"A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"*
> * *
>
> *"Sure," said the Southerner.*
> * "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."*
> *One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call
> girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a
> brunette, and a redhead.*
>
>
> *
> To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How
> much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied,
> "Two hundred dollars."*
>
>
>
> *
> To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
> hundred dollars."*
>
>
> *
> He then asked the redhead the same question.*
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
> **The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as
> high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that
> thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas
> prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in
> private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it
> ain't gonna cost you a cent."
*******************************************************************************************************************************************
> *After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb,*
>
>
> * a fellow commuting passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the
> country.*
>
> * "It was difficult at first," the man replied,*
> *"but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."*
> * *
>
> * The passenger was astonished. *
> *"A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"*
> * *
>
> *"Sure," said the Southerner.*
> * "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."*
> girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a
> brunette, and a redhead.*
>
>
> *
> To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How
> much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied,
> "Two hundred dollars."*
>
>
>
> *
> To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
> hundred dollars."*
>
>
> *
> He then asked the redhead the same question.*
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *
> **The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as
> high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that
> thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas
> prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in
> private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it
> ain't gonna cost you a cent."
*******************************************************************************************************************************************
> *After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb,*
>
>
> * a fellow commuting passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the
> country.*
>
> * "It was difficult at first," the man replied,*
> *"but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."*
> * *
>
> * The passenger was astonished. *
> *"A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"*
> * *
>
> *"Sure," said the Southerner.*
> * "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."*