Happy New Year to all my LJ friends!

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We're staying in and will probably go to sleep early. Both our sleep accounts are in deficit, we don't go out much anyway, & I want to watch as much of the first half of the Giants-Raiders game before I fall asleep. Here's hoping 2006 is a year of peace, health, & fulfillment!

Happy New Year to all my LJ friends!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cards/cards-glance/-/B00003L96P/281049/ref=leaf_page/104-6304012-5779951

We're staying in and will probably go to sleep early. Both our sleep accounts are in deficit, we don't go out much anyway, & I want to watch as much of the first half of the Giants-Raiders game before I fall asleep. Here's hoping 2006 is a year of peace, health, & fulfillment!

my lj band, "the links"

By limitedbythesky

the links Stats Formed: 31st December 2005 Split: 17th July 2011 Best Album: 'Octad Teguas Loony Sylphs Finnicky' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month June 2007.) Best Single: 'Deciduae Departed' 6/10 in the NME Records Sold: 279,370 in total (147,795 albums, 131,575 singles). Reputation: Regional Groupies: In a recent interview with Playboy laffinman stated that they plan to further their career after the links by starring in hardcore blue flicks. Other Shortly after 'Swatches's release in December 2005, davidfcooper received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night. the links Member Profiles megerber When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing megerber talents, 99 responded by saying that listening to megerber was like 'shagging a cactus' bethr In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, bethr used to use a live chicken as a guitar pick. mortoncahn mortoncahn insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute. davidfcooper davidfcooper's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb. phimusi phimusi is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace. Single Releases # Title Date 68 Rosettes Glossae Feb 2006 80 Bittocks Prof Apr 2006 40 Deciduae Departed Jun 2006 18 Raced Tidying Surbases Jul 2007 15 Beasties Anoretic Torose Scalades Jul 2007 19 Apomixis Lardier Sep 2007 21 Mainland Mossy Garbage Twiddle Nov 2007 23 Polish Scattier Toits Oct 2008 29 Sedulity Extorted Evade Caterers Paupers Dec 2008 79 Swatches Dec 2008 N/A Sibyls Couples Apr 2010 N/A Beclowns Knosps Idol Jun 2010 N/A Tetroxid Swabber Avenue Cad Jul 2010 N/A Frowsty Coke Aug 2010 Album Releases # Title Date 32 Mattes Dec 2005 21 Octad Teguas Loony Sylphs Finnicky Jun 2007 22 Jerreeds Aug 2008 N/A Cuniform Ephedra Ginkgos Chromed Fornical Mar 2010 northern ireland's worst

my lj band, "the links"

By limitedbythesky

the links Stats Formed: 31st December 2005 Split: 17th July 2011 Best Album: 'Octad Teguas Loony Sylphs Finnicky' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month June 2007.) Best Single: 'Deciduae Departed' 6/10 in the NME Records Sold: 279,370 in total (147,795 albums, 131,575 singles). Reputation: Regional Groupies: In a recent interview with Playboy laffinman stated that they plan to further their career after the links by starring in hardcore blue flicks. Other Shortly after 'Swatches's release in December 2005, davidfcooper received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night. the links Member Profiles megerber When 100 people were asked to provide a statement describing megerber talents, 99 responded by saying that listening to megerber was like 'shagging a cactus' bethr In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, bethr used to use a live chicken as a guitar pick. mortoncahn mortoncahn insists on using their thumb instead of their fingers to hit frets, which means that they tweak out a startling 10 notes a minute. davidfcooper davidfcooper's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb. phimusi phimusi is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace. Single Releases # Title Date 68 Rosettes Glossae Feb 2006 80 Bittocks Prof Apr 2006 40 Deciduae Departed Jun 2006 18 Raced Tidying Surbases Jul 2007 15 Beasties Anoretic Torose Scalades Jul 2007 19 Apomixis Lardier Sep 2007 21 Mainland Mossy Garbage Twiddle Nov 2007 23 Polish Scattier Toits Oct 2008 29 Sedulity Extorted Evade Caterers Paupers Dec 2008 79 Swatches Dec 2008 N/A Sibyls Couples Apr 2010 N/A Beclowns Knosps Idol Jun 2010 N/A Tetroxid Swabber Avenue Cad Jul 2010 N/A Frowsty Coke Aug 2010 Album Releases # Title Date 32 Mattes Dec 2005 21 Octad Teguas Loony Sylphs Finnicky Jun 2007 22 Jerreeds Aug 2008 N/A Cuniform Ephedra Ginkgos Chromed Fornical Mar 2010 northern ireland's worst

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