| The Dirty Questionnaire |
| Made By: Dirty Valentine |
| First Off: How old are you? | 50 |
| Your Sexuality: Straight? Bi? Gay/Les? Kinky? | Straight |
| At what age did you loose your virginity? | 18 |
| Where you impressed or did they fall flat? | It was amazing! |
| Do you enjoy GIVING oral sex? | Yes |
| Do you enjoy RECEIVING oral sex? | Yes |
| Anal sex: Yay or Nah? | Yes |
| Part of a woman/man you enjoy looking at the most? | face, breasts, butt, vulva |
| Part of a woman/man you enjoy touching at the most? | all of the above |
| Part of a woman/man you enjoy tasting in the most? | mouth and vagina |
| Part of a woman/man you enjoy being in the most? | vagina |
| Do you enjoy sex toys? | yes |
| If YES, How many do you own? | one |
| Do you enjoy sexual role play? | no |
| If YES, What is your favorite role playing scene? | |
| What is the kinkiest thing you have fanasized about? | not enough space here to describe |
| What is the kinkiest thing YOUR PARTNER wanted you to do? | she once said she wanted to see me butt fuck another woman, but there is zero chance she would follow through |
| What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done? (if not the same) | It's all been pretty vanilla; some may consider anal sex kinky & I've done that. |
| What is the LAST name of the FIRST person you kissed? | Spiegel |
| What is the FIRST name of THIRD person you slept with? | don't remember |
| How do you feel about casual sex? | As long as both partners are on the same page. |
| Have you ever had a one night stand? | Several. |
| Ever persued someone w/ the SOLE purpose of getting them in bed then never contacted them again? | Yes; and another time the lady was annoyed I contacted her after a casual encounter (I thought I was being courteous). |
| Ever had someone pursue YOU then never contacted you again? (hurts, don't in?) | Yes, but doesn't hurt if you both have no further expectations. |
| Ever faked an orgams? | Yes |
| Has a partner ever faked an orgasm? | Not that I'm aware of, but there are some good actresses out there. |
| Are you multi-orgasmic (if so, what's you #? JK!) | No |
| OK, this one if for you. Tell me something reeeeaally nasty about you! | I'll plead the 5th. The curious may ask me directly. |
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