Molecule gives passionate lovers just one year (from newswhores)

"Your heartbeat accelerates, you have butterflies in the stomach, you feel euphoric and a bit silly. It's all part of falling passionately in love -- and scientists now tell us the feeling won't last more than a year."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051129/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_love_molecule;_ylt=Ag2VQ7dbbF1zSYL4DHvVmR8DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

But with time love matures and deepens.

Molecule gives passionate lovers just one year (from newswhores

"Your heartbeat accelerates, you have butterflies in the stomach, you feel euphoric and a bit silly. It's all part of falling passionately in love -- and scientists now tell us the feeling won't last more than a year."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051129/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_love_molecule;_ylt=Ag2VQ7dbbF1zSYL4DHvVmR8DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

But with time love matures and deepens.

LJ sitcom meme (thanks to depine1pssets)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
davidfcooper And Me (ABC, 5:00): davidfcooper (Kyle MacLachlan) hires theservant (Greta Garbo) to perform pantomime at the Grand Canyon. That same day, coolwhipcarnage (Michelle Yeoh) thinks _friendship (Dennis Hopper) has a Brooklyn accent. Then, megerber (Daniel Baldwin) misinterprets an email from symian (Horatio Sanz) and tries to get into the airport for free. Nearby, spin0za1 (Christopher Walken) and imgomez (Denzel Washington) build a shed at a preschool. At the same time, spankful_sprite (Fred Astaire) eats bikergeek (Neve Campbell)'s raspberry cheesecake. (Part 2 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Copy and paste this into your LiveJournal: <table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"><tr><th style="background-color: #cc9999">My LiveJournal Sitcom</th></tr><tr><td><b>davidfcooper And Me</b> (<i>ABC, 5:00</i>): <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/davidfcooper/">davidfcooper</a> (Kyle MacLachlan) hires <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/theservant/">theservant</a> (Greta Garbo) to perform pantomime at the Grand Canyon. That same day, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/coolwhipcarnage/">coolwhipcarnage</a> (Michelle Yeoh) thinks <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/_friendship/">_friendship</a> (Dennis Hopper) has a Brooklyn accent. Then, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/megerber/">megerber</a> (Daniel Baldwin) misinterprets an email from <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/symian/">symian</a> (Horatio Sanz) and tries to get into the airport for free. Nearby, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spin0za1/">spin0za1</a> (Christopher Walken) and <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/imgomez/">imgomez</a> (Denzel Washington) build a shed at a preschool. At the same time, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spankful_sprite/">spankful_sprite</a> (Fred Astaire) eats <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/bikergeek/">bikergeek</a> (Neve Campbell)'s raspberry cheesecake. (Part 2 of 2.)</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/">What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?</a> (by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/">rfreebern</a>)</td></tr></table>

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LJ sitcom meme (thanks to depine1pssets)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
davidfcooper And Me (ABC, 5:00): davidfcooper (Kyle MacLachlan) hires theservant (Greta Garbo) to perform pantomime at the Grand Canyon. That same day, coolwhipcarnage (Michelle Yeoh) thinks _friendship (Dennis Hopper) has a Brooklyn accent. Then, megerber (Daniel Baldwin) misinterprets an email from symian (Horatio Sanz) and tries to get into the airport for free. Nearby, spin0za1 (Christopher Walken) and imgomez (Denzel Washington) build a shed at a preschool. At the same time, spankful_sprite (Fred Astaire) eats bikergeek (Neve Campbell)'s raspberry cheesecake. (Part 2 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Copy and paste this into your LiveJournal: <table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"><tr><th style="background-color: #cc9999">My LiveJournal Sitcom</th></tr><tr><td><b>davidfcooper And Me</b> (<i>ABC, 5:00</i>): <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/davidfcooper/">davidfcooper</a> (Kyle MacLachlan) hires <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/theservant/">theservant</a> (Greta Garbo) to perform pantomime at the Grand Canyon. That same day, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/coolwhipcarnage/">coolwhipcarnage</a> (Michelle Yeoh) thinks <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/_friendship/">_friendship</a> (Dennis Hopper) has a Brooklyn accent. Then, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/megerber/">megerber</a> (Daniel Baldwin) misinterprets an email from <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/symian/">symian</a> (Horatio Sanz) and tries to get into the airport for free. Nearby, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spin0za1/">spin0za1</a> (Christopher Walken) and <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/imgomez/">imgomez</a> (Denzel Washington) build a shed at a preschool. At the same time, <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spankful_sprite/">spankful_sprite</a> (Fred Astaire) eats <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/bikergeek/">bikergeek</a> (Neve Campbell)'s raspberry cheesecake. (Part 2 of 2.)</td></tr><tr><td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/">What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?</a> (by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/">rfreebern</a>)</td></tr></table>

Try again! Username:

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Note: I know that it sometimes uses communities. I can't figure out a way to stop that without possibly hugely taxing the LiveJournal servers, so I'm just leaving it as is. I also know that occasionally weird grammar and spelling errors appear, since many words are randomly selected from word-lists. And yes, sometimes males are played by females, and vice versa. Just consider it equal-opportunity casting.

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my LJ's grade level (thanks to depine1pssets)

davidfcooper's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 12
Average number of words per sentence:	20.81
Average number of syllables per word:	1.64
Total words in sample:	1561
Analyze your journal! Username:
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my LJ's grade level (thanks to depine1pssets)

davidfcooper's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 12
Average number of words per sentence:	20.81
Average number of syllables per word:	1.64
Total words in sample:	1561
Analyze your journal! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

potion maker meme (thanks to depine1pssets)

The Potion Maker
davidfcooperium is a milky, pasty opalescent gel siphoned from the lungs of a wildcat.
Mix with davidfcooper! Username:
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

potion maker meme (thanks to depine1pssets)

The Potion Maker
davidfcooperium is a milky, pasty opalescent gel siphoned from the lungs of a wildcat.
Mix with davidfcooper! Username:
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern