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Sep. 24th, 2005
adult joke
Sep. 24th, 2005 11:47 amCinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees, "what's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 am. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 am , Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and **Very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power!! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter, something or other..."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 am , Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and **Very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power!! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter, something or other..."
adult joke
Sep. 24th, 2005 11:47 amCinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees, "what's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 am. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 am , Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and **Very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power!! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter, something or other..."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 am , Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and **Very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power!! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter, something or other..."
what you care about quiz
Sep. 24th, 2005 01:14 pm| The Family Man You scored 59% Progression, 53% Intellect, 85% Companionship, and 44% Pleasure! |
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The What Do YOU Care About Test written by lilyonyx on Ok Cupid |
It underestimates my intellect because I do my reading during the day, not at night.
what you care about quiz
Sep. 24th, 2005 01:14 pm| The Family Man You scored 59% Progression, 53% Intellect, 85% Companionship, and 44% Pleasure! |
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
|
| Link: The What Do YOU Care About Test written by lilyonyx on Ok Cupid |
It underestimates my intellect because I do my reading during the day, not at night.
Brazillion
Sep. 24th, 2005 05:28 pmDonald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Brazillion
Sep. 24th, 2005 05:28 pmDonald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"