someone left a rose on our windshield

We woke up yesterday to find that someone had left a rose on our car's windshield. My guess is that a kid picked a rose from the bush in front of our building and when the parent realized what had happened this was the only way (s)he could think of returning it.

someone left a rose on our windshield

We woke up yesterday to find that someone had left a rose on our car's windshield. My guess is that a kid picked a rose from the bush in front of our building and when the parent realized what had happened this was the only way (s)he could think of returning it.

Keep your Jesus off my penis (thanks to shullie)

Keep your Jesus off my penis

Keep your Jesus off my penis (thanks to shullie)

Keep your Jesus off my penis

obit meme (thanks to anaisdjuna)

Which do you think more likely?

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

or

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

obit meme (thanks to anaisdjuna)

Which do you think more likely?

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

or

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

yet another meme

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Davidfcooper!

1. Davidfcooper is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
2. Davidfcooper can sleep with one eye open!
3. Banging your head against davidfcooper uses 150 calories an hour!
4. Originally, davidfcooper could not fly.
5. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes davidfcooper.
6. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and davidfcooper.
7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and davidfcooper would be as small as a pea!
8. When davidfcooper is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
9. Without davidfcooper, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
10. Davidfcooper is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

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yet another meme

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Davidfcooper!

1. Davidfcooper is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
2. Davidfcooper can sleep with one eye open!
3. Banging your head against davidfcooper uses 150 calories an hour!
4. Originally, davidfcooper could not fly.
5. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes davidfcooper.
6. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and davidfcooper.
7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and davidfcooper would be as small as a pea!
8. When davidfcooper is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
9. Without davidfcooper, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
10. Davidfcooper is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem