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At an art installation in Red Hook, Brooklyn:


david_taking_aim_at_SP.JPG, originally uploaded by shoshndavid.








Some blocks away a huge cruise ship is docked:

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At an art installation in Red Hook, Brooklyn:


david_taking_aim_at_SP.JPG, originally uploaded by shoshndavid.








Some blocks away a huge cruise ship is docked:

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Yiddish With George and Laura by the authors of Yiddish With Dick and Jane.
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Yiddish With George and Laura by the authors of Yiddish With Dick and Jane.
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>
> The Frog and Golf
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> A man takes the day off work and
> decides to go out golfing
> He is on the second hole when he
> notices a frog sitting next to
> the green.
> He thinks nothing of it and is
>
> about to shoot when he
>
> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>
> The man looks around and doesn't
>
> see anyone. Again, he
> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
> at the frog and decides to
>
> prove the frog wrong, puts the
> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>
> Boom!
> He hits it 10 inches from the
>
> cup. He is shocked. He says
> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>
> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>
> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
> The man decides to take the frog
> with him to the next hole.
>
> "What do you think frog?" the
>
> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>
> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> Boom! Hole in one. The
>
> man is befuddled and doesn't know
>
> what to say. By the end
>
> of the day, the man golfed the
>
> best game of golf in his life and
> asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>
>
> " They go to Las Vegas
> and the guy says, "OK frog, now
> what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
> approaching the roulette table, The man
>
> asks, "What do you think I should
> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
> $3000, black 6."
>
> Now, this is a
> million-to-one shot to win, but
> after the golf game the man
>
> figures what the heck.
>
> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table
>
> The man takes his winnings and
> buys the best room in the
> hotel. He sits the frog down and
> says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> You've won me all this money and
> I am forever grateful."
>
> The frog replies,
>
> "Ribbit KissMe."
> He figures why not,
>
> since after all the frog did for
> him, he deserves it. With a
> kiss, the frog turns into a
> gorgeous 15-year-old boy. "And that,
> your honor, is how the boy
>
> ended up in my room. So help me God
>
> or my name is not Mark Foley."
davidfcooper: (Default)
>
> The Frog and Golf
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> A man takes the day off work and
> decides to go out golfing
> He is on the second hole when he
> notices a frog sitting next to
> the green.
> He thinks nothing of it and is
>
> about to shoot when he
>
> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>
> The man looks around and doesn't
>
> see anyone. Again, he
> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
> at the frog and decides to
>
> prove the frog wrong, puts the
> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>
> Boom!
> He hits it 10 inches from the
>
> cup. He is shocked. He says
> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>
> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>
> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
> The man decides to take the frog
> with him to the next hole.
>
> "What do you think frog?" the
>
> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>
> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> Boom! Hole in one. The
>
> man is befuddled and doesn't know
>
> what to say. By the end
>
> of the day, the man golfed the
>
> best game of golf in his life and
> asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>
>
> " They go to Las Vegas
> and the guy says, "OK frog, now
> what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
> approaching the roulette table, The man
>
> asks, "What do you think I should
> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
> $3000, black 6."
>
> Now, this is a
> million-to-one shot to win, but
> after the golf game the man
>
> figures what the heck.
>
> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table
>
> The man takes his winnings and
> buys the best room in the
> hotel. He sits the frog down and
> says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> You've won me all this money and
> I am forever grateful."
>
> The frog replies,
>
> "Ribbit KissMe."
> He figures why not,
>
> since after all the frog did for
> him, he deserves it. With a
> kiss, the frog turns into a
> gorgeous 15-year-old boy. "And that,
> your honor, is how the boy
>
> ended up in my room. So help me God
>
> or my name is not Mark Foley."

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